Mi Casa Verde

How often has this happened to you?

You're lying in bed, in that hazy time-has-stopped state just before slipping into blissful unconscious sleep when a sudden realization pokes you like an electric cattle prod. "Honey," you squeal as you shake awake your snoring spouse. "Did you lock the door?!" With eyes half open your better half annoyingly mumbles, "I'll take care of it."